Baby alligators make cute pets, but
they grow up, son.

Once upon a time, there was a little table hugger
who liked to eat Molly's soup bones
and ball up into ugly shapes on the couch.


Also known as Viserys III, the Beggar King, he grew very quickly,

and copied absolutely everything Molly did, desperate for approval.

Seriously, everything.
Being black, Jarface enjoyed bass guitar,

and being German, enoyed standing up straight for long periods of time.

The elusive South African Jarfish was very hard to spot. Blurry, out of focus shots led many to speculate on his very existence and what the hell his problem was.
Usually, Jarya Underfoot could be found underfoot, causing people to trip and drop knives and dinner ingredients and F-bombs, but occasionally he was caught while drowsing, much like a Snorlax.
And he didn't give a shit who or what he fell asleep on, much like a Snorlax.
And then I used to have a couch.
