Baby alligators make cute pets, but they grow up, son.
who liked to eat Molly's soup bones
Being black, Jarface enjoyed bass guitar,
and being German, enoyed standing up straight for long periods of time.
Usually, Jarya Underfoot could be found underfoot, causing people to trip and drop knives and dinner ingredients and F-bombs, but occasionally he was caught while drowsing, much like a Snorlax.
And he didn't give a shit who or what he fell asleep on, much like a Snorlax.